Londonesia

A word that describes the careless and unlawful act that Indonesians (specifically the Jakartans) do while being in London. First it is widely known that Indonesians are not accustomed to rules and regulations (sadly). Running traffic lights, being 2 hours late for a meeting, getting on or stopping public busses (or public transportations for that matter) anywhere on the streets (not on bus stops or the designated spots), never to understand the queuing system, having more than 3 people on a motorcycle (often a family of 5), not to mention jaywalking, u-turning illegally, driving under the influence, and a million other traffic violations and simplified bureaucracy; when done in London, it is described as the act of Londonesia.

I just parked in front of Buckingham Palace to quickly take a selfie with the palace in the background is very Londonesia.

Trying to flirt then bribe the bus driver to stop in front of the restaurant where I am meeting my friends instead of at the bus stop is so Londonesia.

Insisting to get an ashtray from the waiter/bartender at a restaurant/club so I can smoke a cigarette indoor is a Londonesian thing to do.

by 123rian October 14, 2014

london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.

"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone

by BiologyClass June 13, 2016

londonitis

I severe issue where you keep referring back to London in conversations and leads to an unhealthy obsession.

Conversations with him have been difficult after Londonitis!

by MillaShows March 2, 2017

london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.

Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back

by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017

london gentleman

When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .

by Ben waah June 8, 2018

london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare

"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"

by Aronnax October 15, 2018

London

A tan girl with brown curly hair.She is more likely to have brown eyes and is tall with a thin stomach.She is also attractive.She will always be loyal to who she befriends.She isn't popular but gets along with alot of people and boys always tease her.She is funny and always makes people laugh when they are down.She is the girl who people are lucky to have.She is also a great artist.

Guy:London is the best!She always makes me smile.
Girl:I know right.This girl is my best friend.
Other guy:She is a good friend but I kinda have a crush on her though.

by A nobody but has friends. November 30, 2018