i’ll go home

Something Shane Dawson says right after making a bad joke or just saying something stupid.

It’s lit!!! I’ll go home.

by RocknRollGlitter December 18, 2017

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner

A fountain drink order comprised of half Coke and half Diet Coke.

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.

by Schultzamatic February 16, 2018

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

it'll laugh you silly!

A certain strain of weed that will get you high as hell!

Person 1: "I got a nice new vape pen, and it's 95% thc.
Person 2: "Damn, let me get a hit!"
Person 1: "Be careful, it'll laugh you silly!"

by wugugugug May 11, 2019

It’ll buff

Term used by the Ritchie brothers to say that things will get better or be okay.

Friend: “Oh man I totally just failed that exam”
User: “it’ll buff”

Friend: “Dude I blacked out last night and lost my wallet”
User: “it’ll buff”

by Sir Dr Professor Patrick January 30, 2020

I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.

A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson

by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020

She'll go bud

When a vehicle looks like it'll never drive again but you know better

Them: Your 2005 Caravan sat for 16 months, it's fucked.
Me driving it in camp: SHE'LL GO BUD

by CarlosRodriguezMenendezBaldwin April 15, 2022