Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

Literally

A word that you will learn when you are 7 years old. When you hear it, you will think that it’s a super-high intelligence word and use it in every sentence from then on out. People still do that as adults, which is always mind-numbing unless Chris Traeger says it. Then it’s okay.

“I have literally never eaten a dorito before.”
“Go fuck yourself.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Literally

Now spelled as Litterally ever since Peter spelled it that way and he’s Batman and he’s Top G

Peter is Literally Batman

by Batmantopgallinone January 17, 2023

Literal Larry

That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!

Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1's new post?Literal Larry rocks!

by anonymous April 15, 2021

follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.

by QuacksO April 10, 2025

literal scum

A name given to someone who's most likely literal scum themselves.

H3: Keemstar is literal scum pass it on
*promotes Britbong*

by donnaken15 September 8, 2020