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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
mugGet the left bastardmug.

Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community
You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”
by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023
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Left-a-Smoke

The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine
Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate
by Finnish Bolshevik August 22, 2022
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The Shark On The Left

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.
"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!
by Lol:) February 4, 2015
mugGet the The Shark On The Leftmug.

left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 11, 2016
mugGet the left testmug.

left it in the sink

An unfinished argument or insult that two people have not resolved. The argument can continue at any moment.
"You're a casserole, Dudley! Last time you dished Michelle, you left it in the sink."
by Richard-d'Persen June 2, 2016
mugGet the left it in the sinkmug.

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