Pit Lamp 

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

Pit Lamp by Steorge February 6, 2020

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

rod lamp by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

lava lamp 

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

lava lamp by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

Nott_Lamp 

This random dude that doesn't care about your opinion, or what you think of him

Nott_Lamp didn't ask

Nott_Lamp by Nott_Lamp May 1, 2021

Brazilian Lamp Shade 

When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.

Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)

Brazilian Lamp Shade by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

Nigga Lamp 

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)

That was a gnarly nigga lamp!

Nigga Lamp by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022

Lava Lamp Tribe 

The best group of people to ever exist on the entire planet.

ZAMN THE LAVA LAMP TRIBE JUST WATCHED FRIEDRICH JAGGERAGER TO SQUIRT ASS

Lava Lamp Tribe by user16492y639r5032 April 12, 2022