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tank kids

a group of kids, mostly skater fags, who love to constantly repeat the word tank (i.e. tanked, your so tanked, i tanked you, hey lets go out back and tank, have you ever been tanked by a man before?, come over and we'll tank all night long, dude touch my tank, shoot your tank all over my tank, or yo tank get in my tank and lets tank it over to tankville where we'll do some major tanking)

they also enjoy pretending that theyr from the streets, whilst beeing rich.

at a tank kid party or "tankfest", tank kids engage in borderline gay shit, such as the game "mushie cookie", which involves tank kids standing in a circle jerking off on a cookie, the loser eating the jizz-cookie. tank kids get away with such behavior by claiming its "cool" and "super tank" and "totally ungay".

to add to their fagginess, they wear extreemly tight pants, straight hats, sweatband/wristbands depicting retarded images such as skull and crossbones or pink and yellow polka dots (aka "tankbands") and often skateboard outback of pizza shops, drinking rockstar and monster energy drinks, whilst smoking cigarettes purly to look cool and ungay in front of the tank higher-ups, reapeating phrases such as "dude did u see me tank that flight of stairs?" or "brohan, i just grinded my tank all over that rail" and "tank it up tankenstein".

it is well known that tank kids are shitty fighters and pussies, not unlike their emo and guido counter parts, thus, they must travel in large groups, carrying knives, which is completely redundent because they dont have the balls to use them.
1.)
bill: "yo dude, last night i woke up and jon was totally blowin me"

joe: "yo thats so tank!"

bystander: "umm, excuse me, isnt that...gay?"

bill: "no bro, its totally tank and ungay."

2.)
parent: "john, i found pants 2 sizes to small, an abercrombie and fitch male model magazeen, and bag of sawdust and a oregano that you wrote "super dank tank sticky" on. have you been tanking?"

john: "NO MOM, GOD!!! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!(shit i paid 50 bucks for oregano, thats so untank dude)"

3.)
tank kids: "yo, back up of my boys bro, your bein so untank"(bradeshing a knife)

normal kids: "alright tank shit, you got the balls to carry a knife, lets see if you got the balls to use it"

(tank kids walk away crying, but cheer themselves up by picking out a kid in the tank group and giving him an abe lincoln, or any other jizz related homo practice)
by bennys suck ass May 5, 2008
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mini pop kids

1)They are a group of kids bent on destroying songs such as Ain't No Other Man, Crazy, and Wake Me Up When September Ends. They are ridiculously ugly kids who should go die in a hole- ESPECAILLY THAT ASIAN GIRL she's a disgrace to all asians out there. amen

2) The source of all evil in the world
1) Hey look its those ugly mini pop kids on TV again! ooh look now they're destroying Wake Me Up When September Ends. I wish that asian girl would die...

2) Mini Pop Kids are evil; Self expanitory
by clairep March 21, 2007
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indie kids

Mainly teenagers who all share a common love for the arts and music. They listen to many bands most people haven't heard of and tend to dress however they want, usually ruling out the rules of fashion. One may see these "indie kids" in a local coffee shop, art gallery, or thrift store. These people aren't "emo". They also tend to wear warm neutral tones as opposed to black. They are fairly reserved and tend to be open minded as well as opinionated.
here are some examples of what indie kids look like and listen to:

www.myspace.com/deathcabforcutie

www.myspace.com/vampireweekend
by Elisa Execution March 27, 2009
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Hey Kiddo

A phrase, used occasionally when greeting, someone within a close proximity to your own age (1 day-1 year).
Used more frequently by a non-relative when greeting a (friend's possibly) child.
Katie: (to Jeff) "Hey Kiddo"
Jeff: "Oh shut the hell up I'm only 3 weeks younger than you"
Katie: "Still fucking younger kiddo"

or

Old guy: "Hey Kiddo" (some form of annoying touching i.e. cheek pinch)
Teenager: "WTF?!?!"
by Bia is me January 6, 2006
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drop the kids off at the pool

Take a crap, go to the batheroom, number 2
Before we leave I have to drop the kids off at the pool.
by misterbill May 15, 2006
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Northgate Kids

Adults who grew up in Northgate (Northgate Nation) in Northborough, MA during the 1950's, 60, and 70's. Baby boomers, Generation Jones and Latch Key kids who are now adults that reunite today in the members club known as Northgate Kids.
Trick or treating in Northgate was like no other place on earth for Northgate Kids.
by JMS2007 December 14, 2007
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scene kids

Kids who have conformed to non-conformity. They claim to be anti-conformist and anti-mainstream, however this style is slowly BECOMING mainstream as more and more kids conform to it. The style derives from emo, and may even be mistaken as such. The bands that once had been really obscure and previously unheard of are now popular names. An overwhelming number of kids are conforming to this because it is the 'in' thing, and as such it is losing its very identity as anti-conformity.
Emo kid: I'm anti-conformist, no one understands me

Group of scene kids: lets all be anti-conformist too!
by BLKLJSF March 12, 2007
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