mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 19, 2003

knackers in knickers

a transvestite/drag act

I am off to a knackers in knickers night tonight

by cupcake fiend June 12, 2008

Nigger Kickers

Works boots used to make lazy niggers work.

Dont make me get on my nigger kickers toby!

by Chrispy c January 5, 2008

knicker picker

a person who pickes wedgies in public.

person 1: Have you seen the new kid?
person 2: Yeah, he's allways got his hands in his pants!
person 1: He's such a knicker picker!

by singletilldeath.com August 22, 2009

shit knickers

An exclaimation of frustration;
Dirty undies for females.

"Oh, shit knickers! I left my homework at home!"

"Please do not leave your shit knickers in my room."

by LindsayLu November 18, 2004

Knicker Twister

An adjective given to describe a thing or person, making you angry, or frustrated, thus putting your knickers in a twist.

My dog won't stop peeing on the floor, he's such a knicker twister.

by RosieAndOmari December 5, 2011

Knickerperplexia

The confusion caused upon waking-up wearing someone else's underwear, after a heavy night on the sauce.

"Carlos was experiencing a deep state of knickerperplexia upon waking on the barmaid's couch..."

by Johnny Schlepp August 25, 2013