Keith

Noun. k-EE-th

Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.

That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"

by playlunch_ May 12, 2025

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Get the Keithmug.

Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.

Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!

by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018

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Get the Keith Smithmug.

Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.

Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.

by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020

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