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Giesler, Karl 

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC
(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!
Related Words
Karl karla karli karlo karl jacobs Karl Marx karlee Karl Rove Karlson karly

Pull-a-Karl 

To hit on and attempt to steal your friend's, or former friend's girlfriend. This kind of person will flirt, talk to nonstop, and basically do whatever it takes to try to turn your girlfriend against you.
Pull-a-karl:
John: Did you hear what Joe did?
Pete: Ya he pull'ed-a-karl and ruined tom and jess's relationship completely. Now Jess hates Tom cause Joe made shit up about him and told her.
Pull-a-Karl by LGXL December 16, 2008

Dirty Karl 

When you purchase an adorable, phenomenal puppy for the sole reason of picking up younger women
Man that dog is cute but I know that guy is trying to just pull a Dirty Karl on me
Dirty Karl by Heady Snobber October 20, 2020

Kool Karl 

a man with a black mullet walking two shnowsers by catholic private schools, also may be wearing a jean jacket with his name on the back, may like to wave to little children, mostly girls, and has a burt renolds stash
I saw Kool Karl walking with his shnowsers.

National Karl Jacobs Day 

On August 26 (the day he joined mrbeast) It is National Karl Jacobs Day,

Hot Carl/Karl 

A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.
Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"