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Jizz Knifers

When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.
Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!
by Dick nipple, Dudley Gorlove March 10, 2009
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sharp knife

1. A twenty dollar bill;
2. Andrew Jackson, 7th president of the United States (who appears on the twenty), nicknamed "sharp knife" by the Cherokee people for his genocidal policies against American Indians.
1. Dude, can you break my Franklin? (i.e., $100 bill)
2. Nah, bro. I only got a sharp knife.
by poleshift September 26, 2008
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knife boy

Weakly 25 year old virgin who carries knife in the hopes of getting laid.
Knife boy: Those stupid cops didn't even know I had my knife in my pocket while I was being questioned.
by SciFiTom April 2, 2013
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Banana Knife

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.
Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife
by Baggamuss January 30, 2008
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Portuguese Knife Fight

Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.

Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 7, 2017
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knifey

Former buddypic moderator, Tlobaybee7, shoved a knife in her vagina and took pictures. Lied about it, saying she googled the pictures. Then said that her friend took the pictures for her.
Knifey is the girl who shoved a knife in her vagina

She will forever be known as knifey
by Chuck8303 January 6, 2008
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Monkey Knife Fight

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf June 19, 2005
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