kartoffel

Kartoffel is a disguesting vegetable eaten often by danes. Eeeeew.

Person A: I have a kartoffel
Person B: OGM LEIK WHAT HAX?! BURN!!!111

by Thien Do October 1, 2004

Kartik

Kartik is refereed to a boy who while riding a cock shout out of pain in the ass

See there is a Kartik running around

by Chelsi blossoms May 27, 2020

Kartikay

Kartikay is a very ugly Punjabi Taxi driver, and driving his taxi is the only thing that he can do good in his life. Kartikay means a person who fails everything. If you had a scale of beauty and 1 stand for the most beautiful and 0 stands for the least beautiful Kartikay won't be able to fit the scale. If you wanna really know the number is -99999. His nose is bigger than the universe.

I am gonna Kartikay this exam.

by SLKDSLKDFJSLKDFJ March 11, 2019

Karthik

Karthik is a Indian pace merchant that always screams "DOWN DA WING DOWN DA WING" while playing football

Karthik running down the wing: DOWN DA WING DOWN DA WING
Essam:stfu

by BBC essam November 23, 2021

Kartik, Matthew, and Ryan

the 3 most insanely attractive guys in the entire universe

damnnn there go kartik, matthew, and ryan...

by idrcaybh January 16, 2022

go karting

when you are constantly starting and stoping.

Hey!!! Stop go karting and just do it!

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

The Karthik

The Always right person! (Aham bramhasmi). #IAmAssholeAasaami🤭

Never argue with "The karthik" because you are absolutely going to waste all your precious time hearing 100% nonsense!
"The Karthik" is one absolute weird guy who will have mood swings without having menstrual cycle!
If you know "The Karthik" in your life, then it's your karma from previous life.
If "The Karthik" is your friend, well I don't have to say you are one big sinner as you should've realised by now with all his absolute mind-blowing idiotic rusted jokes.
I will keep adding about "The Karthik", stay tuned.

I am so thankful to God, that I never met "The Karthik" in my life. Man, I am so damm fortunate, I did so much punya in all my previous life!

by World'sPleasantGirl November 27, 2021