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Juice My Juicer 

Another way to express to your friends that you're going to jerk off
"Man I wanna juice my juicer."
"Go for it, bro."
Juice My Juicer by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

juicelores 

a kind person, sweet. amazing, the best twitter user ever, nia’s soulmate <3
“soanish, juicelores typos always get me!”

“juicelores loves nia and nia loves juicelores”
juicelores by niamadrigal March 9, 2022

giambi juice 

Giambi juice is steroids for the athlete.
He was a 20 home run hitter, until he got on the giambi juice. Now he hits at least 40 a season.
giambi juice by Imhotep II July 23, 2007

Travel Juice 

A nickname for beer that is drunk before you drive.
Give me some travel juice, I got a long drive home.
Travel Juice by Joe Iron August 2, 2007

Jubilous Juice 

A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.
"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"

Knob Juice 

"Dude, don't squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a piss, I don't want knob juice in my drink"
Knob Juice by steve kestrels January 14, 2010