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Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!
by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022
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Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked
Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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Vaginal Jousting

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting
by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024
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Alligator Jousting

When two straight men crawl at each-other naked with the intent of sword fighting while doing death rolls
Wanna go Alligator Jousting after the party later?
by Dih Monkey67 March 1, 2026
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hobby jousting

you are on a hobby horse, skiis, holding a wrench or a butcher knife, teathered to a car going at least 16 miles per hour. the cars are going towards each other and you are jousting each other.
can’t wait to get to the hobby jousting tournament later!
by frog game enthusiast December 15, 2025
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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