Jordan

A classic douchebag move where one party of a conversation drops the entirety of the discussion and leaves completely, most notably without a goodbye.

The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection.

This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.

"Dude, way to totally pull a Jordan last night and stop talking to me without saying 'goodbye.' Douche."

by Killfactorten February 9, 2010

Jordan

A small Okinawan boy who looks anarexic. Very fast at running and does extremely well in football. Also denies that he is part rabbit.

Damn Jordan is fast.

by Kanaka808 October 18, 2008

jordan

very athletic,cute,smart,and has super swag.He's wonderful and an outstanding kisser.

he is good at baseball he must be a jordan

by jordan lover123 September 24, 2011

Jordan

Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books

DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!

by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008

Jordan

a cheap condom u can find at a gas station

i bought a jordan at hess

by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010

jordan

the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:

*guy tries to kiss abbie*
jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."

by jordanlover1234 January 28, 2011

Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.

Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan

by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015