Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333
friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍
by bi0nca April 21, 2019
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Jon Walker

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018
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Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
by Trump on a ventilator October 05, 2020
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 11, 2021
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Jon Lord

One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.
Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."

Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"
by IamLuca July 07, 2021
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HARRY JONS

HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.
omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol
by sussyrooze July 24, 2021
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