pulled a jon

tripping or stumbling randomly for no appartent reason

Oh dude you pulled a jon!

by David Christianson April 19, 2008

Jon Kharl

Big muscular Filipino man that likes eating adobo

Why are you such a Jon Kharl

by Mr Salazar January 12, 2023

jordan and jon

lovebirds

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten

by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017

Jon squad

The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan

Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad

by Jonnyo March 27, 2017

Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.

Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon

by Dozey85 November 26, 2021

Jon Lord

One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.

Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."

Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"

by IamLuca July 7, 2021

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018