A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
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John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
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Get the Steve Jobs mug.When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.
This is also known as winning the duel.
Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.
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Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.
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Get the meth jobs mug.The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
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