Jesus

The guy who turned water into wine.

Jesus turned my water into wine

by thereincarnatedjesus May 13, 2018

Jesus

Jesus, also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader. He is the central figure of Christianity. He is amazing, and he died for all our sins.

Dan: "Mate! Jesus saved me!"
Matt: "Mate that's awesome!"
Dan: "Yeah mate, he's the best."

by Jimmyjelly150 August 3, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is an amazing person, for He can cure you of all the things you feel bad about or guilty about. He can save you, and all you need to do is say I believe the lord Jesus Christ died on the cross for all of our sins. You must say it with your whole heart, and I’m telling you it is worth it. He has brought so much joy into so many peoples lives including mine. He can give you peace of mind and rest and His eternal love.

Person 1: Hey! Where have you been?

Person 2: Spending time with Jesus 👍

by crazyygood.io May 4, 2020

jesus

The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

Analogy:

In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!

by Danapal August 14, 2005

jesus

Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.

Jesus is my homeboy. Amen.

by lucky April 2, 2005

jesus

the original zombie

dude jesus died on a cross and came back 3 days later

by jren15 September 14, 2012

jesus

jesus (verb) to make a girl cum twice. (derived from the second coming of Jesus Christ)

Person1: Is your girl still mad at you?
Person2: Nah I jesus'd her and we're good now.

by Cock and Ball Torture November 22, 2016