Jesus

What this word needs more of

Yo man we need our selfs a Jesus

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

Jesus

Y'all need it

Y'all need jesus

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

Jesus

Jesus, also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader. He is the central figure of Christianity. He is amazing, and he died for all our sins.

Dan: "Mate! Jesus saved me!"
Matt: "Mate that's awesome!"
Dan: "Yeah mate, he's the best."

by Jimmyjelly150 August 03, 2020

jesus

The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

Analogy:

In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!

by Danapal July 23, 2005

jesus

Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.

Jesus is my homeboy. Amen.

by lucky April 02, 2005

jesus

the original zombie

dude jesus died on a cross and came back 3 days later

by jren15 April 11, 2012

jesus

jesus (verb) to make a girl cum twice. (derived from the second coming of Jesus Christ)

Person1: Is your girl still mad at you?
Person2: Nah I jesus'd her and we're good now.

by Cock and Ball Torture November 23, 2016