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fizz jizz

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.
Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?
by shroomdoom June 28, 2010
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Jizza

Jizza is slang for the realest city in Norway. Jizza is short for Jessheim and is soon to be the capital of Norway.
Yo dawg where u from?

Im straight outta Jizza son.
by Alexrichi August 26, 2008
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jizzbo

A sexual term for witch when a guy get of to elbows and like to cum on elbows.
Charlie is a jizzbo.
by jimjimjimmay March 10, 2008
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Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!
by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010
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jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011
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jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
by T Baggins July 16, 2011
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Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
by j_ball13 November 25, 2011
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