Team Jasper

Nobody. Because nobody fucking likes Jasper off of Twilight.

Girl 1: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Girl 2: "Team Jasper."

Girl 1: "What is Team Jasper?"

by seamangina October 20, 2010

Jester sham

One of the best Lyrical rappers, right up there with Immortal Technique. Sadly not many people know of Sham cause he is so underground and only has Bootleg tapes out which you can only really find in Philly, but by next year he will be known and hopefully have Cd's available to buy, yet never will be listened to millions and go platinum since he is so anti-Commercial and hates everything about the Hip-pop rappers on MTV and radio. His best song is "Death toll" one of the the most lyrical damaging songs you will ever hear, 3 and half minutes of a nonstoping flow and completely complex lyrics nobody could ever touch.

Sham would never sell out no matter how money u offer him.

by jiggityjacksmak August 21, 2006

Jasper

A man who only knows how to solve a pyraminx and is also Arabic

Hi, I'm Jasper. I'm from the Middle East

by Qwertz Is Cool Nobody is Dumb September 17, 2019

jasper

one word: T H I C C C BOII
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything

he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.

Angel: how did you get here, to heaven
Person: fortnite shut down, so i pulled a jasper.

by big pp because July 25, 2020

jabster

someone who cares about you, spends energy for you, lets room for you rentfree even though they are treated badly

jabster: "Have you had access to the jab yet?
If not - could you please get it?"

by Krkič September 5, 2021

jasper

A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.

Whats Jasper doing to that bear.

by jasmannoan March 30, 2009

Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011