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money jar 

When you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that's build up on your penis all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal it up with a 20 dollar bill inside for 6 months before asking some unexpecting bystander to open it.
Hey man, I just mowed the lawn. I think I'm going to go make a money jar.
money jar by Sumochicken September 26, 2007
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Jelly Jar 

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?
Jelly Jar by DC April 7, 2004
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Pickle Jar 

A football play in which the words "pickle jar" are screamed in a defenders face while waving your arms in the air.
Guy 1: Did you see that?
Guy 2: Yea, he pickle jarred him and ran for a touchdown!
Pickle Jar by mygamertagslong April 8, 2009

A nut for a jar of tuna 

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.
Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!

a jar of  

a way to describe anything by inserting the subject after the term
did someone just open a jar of cold?

why don't you open a jar of shut the fuck up?
a jar of by rdb1988 December 30, 2008
A girl's cunt or vagina. This comes from the phrase "eat out" and the fact that men want to get inside of it.

Used especially for fat or more experienced girls who have a loosened up twat which is literally like a jar (big and open).
"I want to get my face inside her candy jar and eat everything inside!"

"I fucked her in the candy jar and she came back for more."
candy jar by Yoyo master July 19, 2006
when something is really funny and you can't stop laughing.
"remember when so-and-so did such-and such? THAT was a jar!
a jar by ktothat May 15, 2010