josh 

takes it up the bum by a he she and then make the cum slide out of his ass and putting it on his fingers to lick it off and dose this twice a day

haha its josh

josh by hahahahaha unlucky josh November 24, 2010

Josh 

To be a Josh is to think you are top shit, you are an arrogant wanker that attracts gay indian basketball players. Not even jesus loves you. You are part of Hitlers arian race.

Kid 1: Of course i am right. 1 + 1 has always equaled 11.

Teacher: No Josh it hasnt but because i am a teacher and all teachers mustnt dislike a perfect god kid you are right.

Josh by Dou9ace1 October 22, 2013

Josh 

A person, typically male, who seems very polite, sweet, even charming at times. However, they can also become very self-absorbed and have no respect for others, especially females. They seem like they have qualities of a good friend when, in most cases, they are the farthest thing from loyal. Don't get too hung up on one. They are not worth your time.

"Hey who was that guy that just stood you up?"
"He was a Josh, no surprise."
"Of course. What a shallow jerk."

Josh by Qjdjrbalfneidhbalkh June 8, 2013

josh 

An idiot who thinks hes all cool but hes not. Loves basketball but is a ball hog. He is weird and rude but many girls like him. Has weird hair

Person A: Wow look at Josh and his hair
Person B: Ikr why do those girls like him?

josh by ilikepuppies123 September 15, 2016

Josh 

A sprayed tanned looking fellow who happens to be the forth sting punter at the university of Wyoming (where ever the fuck that is) Also, a very arrogant guy who walks around without a shirt sporting a douche bag hairstyle. Generally it will act like a girl and causes more drama than prepubescent tween girl.It will also claim to be a man but no modern day science can find it. It will also think of himself as a Greek god, but has the self esteem issues of a 12 year old girl. Finally, he's a stereotypical guitar playing d- bag who only knows two chords.

That guys kind of sexy.
Oh never mind he's a Josh

Josh by Corn 1020 January 23, 2011

Josh 

Joshs are funny, loyal, and handsome people. They are very honest and will avoid any conflict. They are very loving people towards their friends and family. Thry try to get along with everyone and are very social.
you want a josh in your life cause they won't leave your side.

Girl 1: That guy is hot!
Girl2: yeah that's a josh.

Josh by swimming♡ April 4, 2015

Josh 

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh

"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"

Josh by pm5428 April 10, 2015