Tyler Joseph

a complete coward

tyler joseph: dump your oldselfies cowards

by ivetakenyouryeesfromyourhaws March 7, 2019

St. Joseph, MO

The 8th largest city in Missouri, which no one has heard of. It is "famous" for being the birthplace of the Pony Express, Eminem, Walter Cronkite, and a couple of NFL players. Also home of THE MWSU. Meh, it's a decent place to live. The air quality is terrible however and it will be the death of us all.

Taking jogs at night in St. Joseph, MO is like trying to breathe on Mars without a spacesuit.

by ThePainterofMen0o1 January 22, 2013

Jose

He is a guy you can trust, he is alaways there for you, he is mexican, of course, and a nice mexican name for a male mexican

Hey Jose I got in a fight can you help me? Jose : Yeah i always got your back.

by UrbanDicitonary July 12, 2016

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

San Jose

San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.
Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!
*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***

Me : I live in San Jose

Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.

Me : I'm sorry.

by MiKe_Dude April 16, 2006

Josephre

The best form of the Joseph. The most amazing Joe anyone on earth will ever meet. Makes women weak in the knees and guys wish they could be a Josephre. He is also a direct descendant of two US presidents.

Girl 1. wow look at that Joseph
Girl 2. that is one mighty fine Joey
Girl 1. he's definately a Josephre!
Guy. man i wish i could be a Josephre :(

by Anna Nicole Valerie April 4, 2008

joesplosion

vomiting while shitting. induced by over consumption of booze 'n blunts. acheived by people named joe or who look/act like joe.

you missed a world-class joesplosion last night. i found him passed out in connor's bathroom, pants to his ankles, shit in the toilet, and vomit in the sink.

by IamOrange August 28, 2010