Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.

Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon

by Dozey85 November 26, 2021

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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

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Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent

Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.

by Goldrico January 8, 2015

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bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333

friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍

by bi0nca April 21, 2019

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Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

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