Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"
I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.
by gotgolf72 September 30, 2006
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joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.
"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"
by christinauk June 29, 2006
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Joel Manuever

A maneuver performed to fix Blackberries that are unable to receive emails. It involves backing up the BlackBerry to the desktop. Then Clear the message database and reimport to the device.
John: This blackeberry can't get emails

Diana: Did you try the Joel Manuever?
by JohnC1 April 11, 2007
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Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.
I wish I was Joel Kavanagh
by Honest Indian August 27, 2010
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Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake
by Indubitably my good sir October 09, 2018
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Thundering Joel

When you think you are hidden behind an object but someone can clearly see the top of your head poking over it. The term is more widely used in video games where you are unaware of your players model and therefore have no idea your head is sticking out.
Jeremy: How did you know i was there, do you have wallhacks?
Ben: Nah mate, you were doing a Thundering Joel.
Jeremy: Damn it!
by The Doeh November 12, 2015
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joel holmes

Absolute prick often copying others. Tries to pull and fails.
A=He's a nice guy
B=He'll pull a Joel Holmes on ya I bet.
by Dwarf_Twinkletoes December 10, 2016
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