Jingjing

Chinese for "poopoo" or "shit"

Excuse me your breath smells like jingjing.
Where is your bathroom I need to leave a jingjing.
Did you just jingjing your pants?

by nakedsnake June 13, 2013

jingle mail

Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.

by watchafallingknife September 16, 2008

jing

Cash-money.
Bling, bling.
Bills.
Bread.
Dough.
Cream.
Currency.
Phat lewt.

Yo, biatch, gimme some o' dat jing! Damn straight you be owin' me money for all that head I gave your dad last night!

by sm December 13, 2003

jing

Jing is a South African term for cheap weed. Often duplicated: jing jing.

Used to indicate the cheapness of other things or people, or to indicate disappointment.

When used often by a close social circle, jing can also become a positive term, usually to identify and alienate/confuse outsiders.

"Hahaha what jing jing!"

"That's the smallest burger I've ever seen! McDonalds jing jing."

My PC crashes and won't start. "Jing jing..."

"Ah that's so jing - I love it..."

by Awechi May 11, 2010

Jingle cock

when your dick bounces up and down in gym class cause your gym shorts are too damn short.

damn you got that jingle cock while you were runnin the mile.

by jinglecock December 30, 2011

Jing Jie

A god / legend who survives on drinking cans of beer for survival and fights bears.

I wish to become a jing Jie , the leader of the holy trinity.

by Br671msmp October 21, 2019

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004