Ass

A mushy hemisphere deep towards the south of your body usually bisected into two perfect halves by an equatorial meridian. International Rape Line divides it into two separate times zones according to which inlet & outlet of substances in regulated.

Judy: whats the time jennet?
Jennet: well the watch says 7 o'clock but I'd rather follow my own time zone, the Ass I mean, according to which its still 20 minutes to 7.

by JohnConstantine_Enigma March 18, 2014

ass

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by fartboycrink October 5, 2016

assed

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size

by bigpeepeepoopooenergy December 19, 2018

cracka ass honkey ass

A derogatory term for a white person who wont shut the fuck up.

White Guy: Wanna play gamecube with me?
Black Guy: No.
White Guy: Wanna play gamecube with me now?
Black Guy: Shut yo cracka ass honkey ass up!

by White Guyyyy December 14, 2008

Ass

A Liberal

"The Democratic Party Symbol is the Ass"

"Republicans kicked Ass in the 2010 congressional elections"

"Obama is a real Ass"

"I drove through Detroit, and as soon as I entered the city limits some ass decided to cut me off"

"I got lost and wound up in Detroit where some Ass pulled a knife on me... As soon as I flashed my revolver he took off running. Thank god for the 2nd amendment or I would be dead"

by PatrioticAmerican November 14, 2011

ass foam

2 parts shit 1 part cum.

Alex quickly pulled his dick out of his girlfriends ass producing wicked ass foam. She ass foamed everywhere, ruined the sheets.

by ohohface247 January 7, 2012

Ape-Ass

A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.

Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.

by Burgeh August 19, 2013