LaCoste Intolerant

Someone who hates preppies.

You wanna go down to this bar in Irvine?

No thanks, Im LaCoste Intolerant, and just being in the presence of preppies makes me get farty and bloated.

by BJ Bruce August 7, 2007

explode into the toilet

To violently crap into the toilet.

After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.

by xBrokenglass June 18, 2008

Wack the earth into perfection

Terraforming

We are going to wack the earth into perfection in Minecraft.

by saatanaperkele July 29, 2012

intourettes

When chatting online, you accidentally blurt out information that is completely irrelevant to the topic, or extremely personal that has nothing to do with the conversation.

Tom: Where are you going tonight?
Jane: To the bars.
Tom: Cool, anyone in particular
Andy: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Tom: ^^^^ intourettes

Bill: Did you see the logo on the shark?
Erica: Yes, that was amazing.
Mon: OMFG!!!!!pound55home1capslock WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!! @enter pagedownampersand
Bill:^^^^ drugs & intourettes

by OneBadMafucka December 14, 2008

infopornographer

Someone who contributes nothing but useless information to any converation and makes you more stupid just bye listening to them talk

Klopp is an infopornographer, everytime we listen to her our collective IQ's drop several points

by Antonio Gates October 29, 2007

Intoxecuted

1. To die by purposeful intoxication, usually by alcohol. This includes but is not limited to, car accidents, suicide, accidental fires, assassin chickens, accidental suicide, and etc.

2. To accidentally cause the death of another through your own intoxication.

Jeff intoxecuted himself with a fifth of liquor and two cheap burritos.

The girl was intoxecuted by Jeff moments before his own intoxecution.

by Ninja Tim December 22, 2008

Intoxicaunt

A more severe form of the word inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt can be identified at family gatherings as any woman who has taken her inebriation to the point of intoxication, generally through years of practice.

This term is another feminine form of Druncle, however a more severe case.

For example, while a 35 year old niece who has downed a bottle of red wine may be dancing like crazy all by herself and be considered an inebriaunt, if she was 55, had drained two bottles of red wine and several martinis, and is standing outside smoking her 10th cigarette looking remarkably composed she may be considered an "intoxicaunt". Unlike an inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt generally has much more long term commitment to her roll at family gatherings.

by Crash II January 15, 2009