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Hurricunt

Really really really extra super cunty person. You can usually spot one, if they are tearing down everything in their path with cunt like behavior.
Hurricunt Tina just blew through this party ruining everything as usual.

WHOA, did you hear what Tina just did!?
YEAH! Man that girl is such a Hurricunt!
by Jendy88 March 26, 2009
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Hurtpiece

When something that goes wrong or doesnt go in favor of you or a friend
First Person: Your shoes are fake
Second Person: They are?
First Person: Yea they are
Second Person: Thats a hurtpiece
by ksteve January 26, 2010
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hurhurhur

phrase used after saying something very creepy/perverted and tacky all at the same time.

Great for using after attempting to use a (bad) pick up line on someone. Make sure to simultaneously raise eyebrows while saying 'hurhurhur'
-the more 'hur's you use, the creepier it gets
laFonda:hey gurl how yer bf doing? He still work at dat fruit store?
Anne: Oh, horace? ohhh yeahh I'd like to suck any banana he sell hurhurhur
laFonda: gurl stop tryna be clever you killin me

(leans across counter)
Jose: Hey are you cambells?
Laurel: ummm
Jose: cause youre mm mm good hurhurhur
Laurel: SMACK

Olaf: sooooooooooo see any good movies lately? hurhurhur
Jen:.....
by drewPballs August 29, 2011
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hurlbut

a VERY heavy drinker. loves cheap beer with all his heart.
man. are you gonna blackout tonight? gonna pull a hurlbut huh?
by jeeper December 28, 2007
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Hurts like Hell

A saying used by many people to describe their pain.

Hurt like hell is a extreme amount of pain.
Chuck: "God damn I dropped a fucking hammer on my foot earlier."

Carl: "Haha. Really?"

Chuck: "Yes, and it hurts like hell."
by Clingbo1 August 22, 2010
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hurf durf

When hurf durf is seen, it is understood that whatever has been quoted and labeled as hurf durf is completely and utterly unreasonable and impossible of being taken seriously.

Generally used when quoting someone, especially (but certainly not limited to) in the context of an internet game forum. Hurf durf occurs when someone goes on a long-winded tangent about something that is universally insignificant but is present in the original poster's mind and is EXTREMELY important to that person. A declaration of hurf durf is generally directly followed by an ad hominem or general attack on the idea which was proposed.

Most often occurrences of hurf durf are unreasonable demands to alter a law or game mechanic so it will serve the needs of a very specific group, leaving all others effected at a disadvantage.

In real life, Calls for laws to consider obesity a physical handicap would be considered hurf durf because obesity is a self-inflicted condition and penalizing the rest of the population with higher taxes because fatty can't put down the donuts would be generally unreasonable.

In a gaming context, requests for a buff or nerf that would make one specific item or class unreasonably superior would be considered hurf durf, as it would destroy balance in the said game.
A: I think hoverrounds should be made available for everyone diagnosed with chronic obesity through a government grant. Chronic Obesity is a disease! It's been proven by SCIENCE!!

B: HURF DURF I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK SO BUY ME A SCOOTER

A: Warlock damage over time attacks should be considerably augmented to compensate for the lack of armour they possess. In the book Hamburt and the 350, a warlock defetated seventy -two Angerbeasts with one damage over time spell. I have attached a spreadsheet to help illustrate my point.

B: HURF DURF PRESSING TWO BUTTONS WAS TOO HARD FOR YOU TO MANAGE, NOW YOU ONLY WANT TO PRESS ONE. EAT MORE DONUTS ON YOUR SCOOTER FATTY
by mki2k June 13, 2008
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hurt locker

According to the writer-producer Mark Boal “hurt locker” is a military slang that means “a bad and painful place.” He said during an interview that “EOD soldiers use it as a form of poetic understatement: If an improvised explosive device, or IED, goes off while you're trying to disarm it, the ‘hurt locker’ is likely to mean a white box draped in a flag and shipped home with full military honors.”
He won't go back home, but the hurt locker.
by Manobi March 25, 2010
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