hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 04, 2005

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker July 28, 2008

this bitch just hung up on me

Fuck ass nigga Stormy!!!

This Bitch just hung up on me...Jesus take the wheel

by Pume March 09, 2015

hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees July 24, 2008

ur descendant hung from ur pendant

absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.

ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer

by john stromboli February 22, 2021

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 24, 2008

hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.

Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.

by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021