hatchet man

A symbol for psychopathic records and is recognized as the symbol of juggalos. Can also stand as a religius symbol for the belief in the Dark Carnival.

I run With tha muthafckin hatchet

by Kittin June 8, 2004

umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.

Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.

by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010

Hitchhiker

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

by cyenu January 28, 2005

Hailey Hotchner

Dead

Yo, did you watch the episode of Criminal Minds where Hailey Hotchner dies??

by hehHEHEheheHEEhehe March 9, 2022

hitchcocking

When a man urinates in public and is seen from a side profile.

Dude! Turn the other way.... you freaking hitchcocking me!

by D Train 222 May 7, 2019

Scandinavian Hatchback

A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.

- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."

- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"

- "That's exactly why it got lost."

by The dude who mooed February 22, 2009

ass hatchet

The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.

Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.

by b double U March 27, 2011