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Turkish Homerun

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.
Tyler gave Gus a Turkish Homerun after Gus represented the actions of a douche-rocket.
by T-wizzie April 22, 2006
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homie-hopper

n: Someone who will date or sleep with an individual, and then go on to date and/or sleep with most if not all of that individual's friends.
I don't want to date Sharrie, but my best friend James wants me too because she's such a homie-hopper that he's sure to get some.
by MC Bella December 12, 2008
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Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011
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Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional
Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !
by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017
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Homer

A small, simple town in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana, where people are just a different breed, commonly referred to as Little Shreveport , also home to America’s Police Department
“Hey man I tell ya what, that little bastard is as crazy as some Homer, Louisiana people”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”
by TrevChach February 24, 2020
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Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.


n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping
OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!
by KaeMERae February 7, 2009
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Phone Hopper

When you are at home enjoying yourself and company of others. Then you are abruplty disturbed by the phone, it is someone you can't stand talking to and you don't answer. They then go to call your cell phone and any other phone possible in your house to get your attention.
Your gandmother you hate calls you, you don't answer and they call another phone in your house to get your attention. This annoying person is Phone Hopper.
by Savage Yeti July 11, 2009
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