Holy Cow

1) A cow that has some religious significance
2) An expression of amazement

1) I'm going to pray to the Holy Cow for rain.
2) Holy Cow, I have a large weiner.

by u n h April 24, 2003

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The Holy Trinity

Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.

The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.

2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.

3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.

4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.

5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.

6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.

1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!

2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.

3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'

4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.

by Chrisybabe July 2, 2014

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Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

by Trance December 28, 2003

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Holly

Holly’s are always beautiful! Generally they are the image of a princess, with long, dark, thick hair and huge shiny eyes, as well as a body that has the guys gaping at their curves whenever they doll-up. Tough as hell, Holly's may have experienced some hiccups in their life, but they never seem to bite the dust! They have huge hearts and a tendency to be excessively loud without even acknowledging it. With a particular talent for writing, their friends and teachers repeatedly express hope for a future publication. However, they have the ambition and spirit to be whatever they want, from a Russian impressionist to an accomplished mathematician, but would achieve most in occupations involving MI9 and super-spying. Despite recurring blonde moments, they have the IQ of a genius and outshine all their friends, especially in English. Their ability to laugh at any time, even when it’s completely inappropriate, along with their fair and gentle nature leads others to be drawn to their light and positive attitude. Always reliable and honest, Holly’s are the first one called when a problem arises, and the most likely to stand by you. They will never let you down. Anyone who has a Holly in their life is blessed.

Sam: Da-yym! Gotta get me a Holly!

by . Pooshka . January 11, 2014

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