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Adolf hitler

The most fucked up man who ever lived. Adolf Hitler killed 7 million Jews, and homosexuals, Roman Catholics, hippies, even if you were just born with brown hair he would kill you. He believed in the 'master race.' He was the leader of the Nazi Party, in power in Germany, thus we all went to war. He lost and killed himself. (Apparently, no one actually knows... ) but they did find his body.
Who was responsible for the death of millions of innocent people, killed just because they looked a certain way or believed in some thing different?
Adolf Hitler.
by AFigmentofYourImagination April 9, 2009
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Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 11, 2006
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Hitler's Buzzsaw

The Maschinengewehr MG 34 light machine gun.
Heavily used during World War two by the Germans, later by the Chinese during the Chinese Civil war. Cartridge or belt fed weapon. Optional bi-pod used in general purpose situations, later full mounting. Weighed between 27-45 lbs. Fearsome weapon.
"I bought a replica of Hitler's Buzzsaw, had it mounted on the passenger door, and now my delivery tips are out of sight."

"The US invasion of Normandy was hard pressed by the entrenched German military and their solid defensive armament, including Hitler's Buzzsaw."
by I'm a total nutter December 15, 2008
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Hitler Junior

An adolescent exibiting radicaly conservitve ideals. Often in relation to issues of special education, welfare, and race relations. A label ussally given by his more lberal peers.
Teen 1: Screw affirmitive action. If you want a job dont dress like such a dirty nigger.
Teen 2: Yeah, whatever Hitler Junior.
by Max Power November 16, 2004
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hitlerliveson

a racist dumb ass that wants to talk shit but doesnt even know what or who hes talking shit about.
hitlerliveson should be shot.

hitlerliveson is a retarded dork with no life.
by fcukyou March 27, 2003
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Hitlerwin

verb.

Typically used on internet chat forums, to Hitlerwin a thread or topic is to somehow make reference to God, or anthropomorphic deities in general, which has the effect of derailing the thread and completely changing the intended subject. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Hitlerwin's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

It is the antimatter version of Godwin.
Hitlerwin: "As an internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a personal judgment involving God or religion approaches 1".
by Jackpot777 July 9, 2009
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Hitler's Alibi

To tell an untruth.
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with my best friend, she said she was just itchy and needed a scratch, what a hitler's alibi."
by boz o b May 8, 2010
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