ATTACK HELICOPTER TANK GENDER

1.A helicopter that you can attach a tank to the end
2. A gender that is the strongest

My gender is thenATTACK HELICOPTER TANK GENDER

by PURPLE LAMBO February 27, 2017

Hedgie

A person with similar qualities to a hedgehog

no definition for you

by David Richardson February 26, 2005

Bay's helicopter

A metaphor for a dramatic principle concerning over-simplicity and sensationalism. It suggests that if one shows an in-flight helicopter on screen in the first act of a blockbuster motion picture, it should be blown up in a later act for no other purpose other than the visual effect eye-candy thereof; otherwise, the helicopter should not be shown in the first place. While the principle was never explicitly articulated by American cinematographer Michael Bay, it is well documented in various forms in most of his directed full-feature films. Namely, Bay's helicopter is the exact opposite of Chekhov's gun.

It is important to note that, much like the opposite literary device of Chekhov's gun, Bay's helicopter does not limit itself to an actual helicopter. We might find the principle exercised in conspicuously placed sunglasses, 360* action shots, Megan Fox, and large offshore prisons in the San Francisco Bay area.

See also: Weiner's window

Movie Critic 1: "The appearance of numerous rotary flying devices in Bad Boys II serve no dramatic purpose, other than giving me an action hardon."

Movie Critic 2: "Indeed, I can say the exact same thing about the character of Mikaela in Transformers 2."

Movie Critic 1: "It seems to me that we've experienced Bay's helicopter. That is, one must not put a scene in a movie if no one is thinking of blowing shit up in it later."

by djwellies November 5, 2012

Naughty Helicopter Pilot

When one man stands and spins his arm such as the blades of a helicopter while another bends over in front of him and makes a face of pure ecstasy.

Nolan: I am the naughtiest helicopter pilot ever.
Tyrone: Yeah you are!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

heli

Popular internet flash game. The aim of the game is simple: navigate your helicopter (affectionately referred to as your "heli") through blocks.

Popular time-waster among GCSE students.

"Have you done your work yet?"
"Nah..I've been playing heli"

by LeCommerce March 10, 2008

Helsinki Helicopter

When a ho-bitch rides a dude's cock whilst spinning in circles and projectile vomiting.

Guy #1: Why is there vomit all over your room?!
Guy #2: Last night Rikisholanda gave me a Helsinki Helicopter.
Guy #1: Oh, that explains it.

by Dennis the black April 21, 2008

helicopter

The act of twirling your penis in a circle, usually with the index finger and thumb around the base of the penis. After 6 or 7 revolutions, all the blood rushes to the head of the penis, and you are left with a very long, very skinny flacid penis.

Janet gave me some attitude today, so I'm gonna drop the helicopter on her forehead.

by molo May 13, 2004