Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
"Jodie, your hair looks greasy today, didn't you shower?"
"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
by Golliher July 23, 2012
Get the dutch hatmug. The seye-hat is a tampon taped to your forehead to let everybody know what a pussy you are. Often worn by Nigerian lawyers.
by Franktoberman Charlz June 3, 2010
Get the seye-hatmug. by Chris February 14, 2005
Get the old hatmug. A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
Get the trucker hatmug. by BNTBCT December 16, 2008
Get the Whore Hatmug. 1. Any hat worn by a pimp, so by definition any hat has the ability to be a pimp hat if it is worn by a pimp.
2. Any hat with yellow and red fur on it.
2. Any hat with yellow and red fur on it.
Person 1: Check out that sweet hat with yellow and red fur on it!!!
Person 2: That my friend, is a pimp hat.
Person 2: That my friend, is a pimp hat.
by Jedi Pwner July 31, 2006
Get the Pimp Hatmug. I love getting a fat hat, even if it means I have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters
by Sally Popkorn April 15, 2008
Get the fat hatmug.