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Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023
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yuri handjobs

Yuri is a genre of Japanese pornography involving two women, handjobs are a sexual act where one stimulates anothers penis using their hands. Therefore, when two women give each other a handjob, it is a yuri handjob. This is primarily done between trans women because they have dicks and are women.
Jupiter: Hey can you give me some yuri handjobs
Kaname: Fuck yes
by Not AvilionAMillion May 12, 2023
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Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.
It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.
by ApricotFields August 19, 2023
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spicy handjob

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.
Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.
by Teranyll September 9, 2023
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Ratatouille Handjob

When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.
Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!
by Smellyshart September 23, 2023
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Handjob

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica
I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.
by Rumple_Foreskin July 24, 2022
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