Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

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Hamburgering

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.

" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"

by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022

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Local to Hunters Hill Road in Amherst, MA. While on Hunters Hill Road, defecate onto parchment paper and press into a patty shape. Put your patty into the refrigerator and perform an extended Saturday. An extended Saturday consists of staying up all night from Saturday into Sunday. After performing the extended Saturday and before going to sleep on Sunday, pull your patty out of the fridge, air fry to enjoyment, place between buns and enjoy your delicious Hunters Hill Hamburger.

Want to pull an extended Saturday and eat a Hunter’s Hill Hamburger for breakfast?

by Urbanjanner April 24, 2024

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hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

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