Haitian men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

Hailthymaster

A brownnoser found commonly on internet forums. Tends to prefer admins and other powerful forum members. See: Sycophant

Stop kissing ass, Hailthymaster.

by Linky D April 15, 2004

Matthew and Halia

This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.

Man I wish I could find me a Matthew and Halia, only if your name is one of these though.

by I can tell the future January 14, 2021

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Halftime

A cutie.

This boy is so halftime.

by Aunna1105 July 8, 2017

Haiti

A country in the Caribbeans that shares an island with the Dominican Republic, while the Dominican Republic makes some good baseball talents, Haiti has had the unfortunate luck of being hit with a whole lot of stuff, Earthquakes, hurricanes, mother earth hates Haiti, but that doesn't mean we do, well, unless you do.
They're also quite the soccer team for the size of the country.

Jake: Dude, why is that stupid island country defeating our Canada in soccer?
Jonny: Well, they're Haiti, first off-
Jake: Shut up!

by Mongolmongol June 27, 2017

HALFTALAMIAN

used to describe a man who can fuck another man with no problem at all but unable to fuck a woman properly.If it is a woman then the term HALFTALABIATCH is used.

mr.Curvy Dick is a goddamn fuckin' halftalamian!!!

by TwisteD CunT CreeP November 6, 2009