HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.

Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.

by duyen2 June 27, 2009

nediB etteniboR hpesoJ

Joe Biden's full name spelled backwards.

I am very happy for nediB etteniboR hpesoJ, but not for Donald Trump.

by dojacatlover November 27, 2020

HPV

HPV stands for 'high pitch voice' this is used when taking the piss out of someone. It doesn't necessarily fit in with the converstion as your saying random words like someone with touretts. All this is said in a high pitch voice to add humour.

Debbie: I had to cover for all my team today at work. I did everything for Swati even made her tea.

Nitin: Mug (HPV)

Terry: I really like Holly and her breath.

Holly: Im a dabbler (HPV)

by Pidge founts February 24, 2009

h-p

half pound of marijuana

I heard guy just sold an h-p

by dundee April 17, 2007

HPM

Humps Per Minute

Man, when I was doing it with that chick my HPM was over a 150, it was hardcore.

by nwillimaster September 30, 2012

HPR

Happy Relationship Paranoia: when you're in a great relationship and you're worried you're gonna fuck it up or it's going to end.

I've been trying not to worry about it, but I've got HPR.

by Rose937 September 16, 2010

HPP

THE HIGH POINT PRIVILEGED: A small group of individuals in High Point, NC that spend time doing the same things in the same place and consider themselves family.

The HPP will be attending an event tonight at the Garage in Winston-Salem.

by Gravitys_gone March 23, 2009