Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023

Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan

No gunching in the chat.

by gunchpoop May 16, 2025

Gunchstradamas

A Gunchstradamas is someone who has the physical appearance of nostradamas while also being a gunch (a fat worthless piece of fucking shit)

My friend max is a complete Gunchstradamas

by Phineatsbuttpoop December 8, 2025

guchmuffin

A person with who is retarded physically and is quiet annoying and generally goes for the same sex.

"Oh my god look its that guchmuffin"

by Jono2567 March 24, 2007

Gounch Pack

A group of hot girls that travel around in a pack to parties and sporting events. they are usually accompanied by one and only one grenade. (see definition of grenade)

Steve: Yo, I'm havin a party tonight. get your ass over here.
Mike: I'll get there if the gounch pack is coming.

by tjiggy May 14, 2011

Guinchode

The Guinchode, pronounced (gin-chode) is commonly used as a noun but can be used as an adjective as well. A Guinchode is someone who is the man (or woman) and is very calm and cool in every situation possible.

(n.) You know, if he wasn't such a guinchode, i would definitely punch him in the face.

(adj.) After getting to know you bill, your such a guinchode its unbelievable.

by Eric Guinchode June 9, 2011