Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"

Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.

by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best Film/TV series/series of books ever.
was written by douglas adams, may his soul find the ultimate question the the answer of the meaning of life, the universe and everything

" 'The babel fish' said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. it feeds on brainwave signals not from it's carrier, but those around it...' the guide then goes on to talk about what it does with those frequencies and then it said '...the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand all forms of language' it then talks about why the fish proves the non-existance of god and various other things that have happened as an indirect result of the babel fish's existance."

by MKfreak September 13, 2006

Gildo

A golden or gold plated dildo. Short for "gilded dildo".

Paris Hilton, being a woman of considerable wealth, was satisfied by only the most resplendent gildos.

Overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.

by physicslol March 30, 2011

guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!

DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!

by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009

Guidge

A unisex term for having one's private areas show through clothing.

1.)These tight pants totally give me guidge. 2.)Lets go to the wet t-shirt contest to see some guidge.

by VisokSomething January 26, 2009

Guidonia

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.

"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."

by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010

guido

italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.

"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"

by jurban June 26, 2007