No Little German Boy!

A tiktok trend, mostly used as a joke.
Normally, Text responds with the start; "OH MEIEN GOAWD"

"NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DON'T LOOK UP NFSW!"
"OH MIEN GOWD, ZIZ HAWT WOMAN HAVE TITS."

by You'reWelcomeYouStupidBitch March 20, 2022

Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022

German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008

German Reich

A transitional Phase in which the Political Entity of the general area of Germany Prepare before it fucking goes on a rampage on europe, only to be stopped by some other "Outside force" and humiliate the populace of said general area.

Person 1:Holy Shit, There's another german reich!
Person 2: Don't worry, we can convince it to not Buttfuck us.

by Jiffman March 18, 2021

The German Empire

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War

Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK

by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020

german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010

German

A German is somebody who is from germany, that is a little country in the center of europe it called by themselves Deutschland.
They are not at all a nazis!! The german popolution hates them and called them "ugly pigs".
At the votes the nazis just got something under 2% and thats just because a lot of people think that the economy is bad because there are a lot of foreigner in the country.
Soccer is the germans favorite sport and they have very good beer!
Germans can drink wine and beer with 16years and high %stuff like wodka or whiskey with 18.
Germans are nice people and not aggressive or all time bad. They have a very big social network that keeps u from the baddest poor or helps u to don`t get homeless.
Germans give every year a lot of money to other countrys to help them in their econemy, only the netherlands spend more money for that in europe.
German hates the british people more than the french.

Germans are good people with a hard but nice language!

german: "Hi, I`m thoms and I`m from germany"
dude: "oh so u are a german"

by german dude!! December 31, 2005