guacxidize

The oxidation of guacamole that leads to browning of the aforementioned appetizer.

Margot: Our pogo stick party was a tremendous success. There's so much to clean up, where should I begin?
Kyrie: Go ahead and start with that delicious avocado-containing dish. Make sure to put it in an air-tight seal so it doesn't guacxidize.

by pseudohumorcerebri October 13, 2018

Guacophile

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

by El-Leppard January 27, 2019

guacamole

a large bird found in tropical places such as bosnia and congo

that wild guacamole bird attacked me sandwich yesterday

by guacmoleniggerpenis May 2, 2019

guacalaj

guacalaj is a person from school

hey look its a guacalaj

by Famo Ski June 25, 2019

guacalaj

guacalaj is a person at your school

oh look its guacalaj

by Famo Ski June 25, 2019

Guacanut

The act of ejaculating onto an advocado covered surface.

Example: Your partners Guacamole mask

Person 1: hey man my girl trixie put on her guacamole mask last night
Person 2: For real? those are real boner killers bro
Person: Nah man it was cool, she let me Guacanut all over her face

by DFFPM July 15, 2019

Guacamole

Guacamole literally translates to testicle sauce. I'm surprised nobody has put this on here yet.

John likes to make this white stuff called guacamole.

by oO0Zoidberger0Oo September 30, 2019