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the gloved one

A nickname for Michael Jackson.

Originated from his penchant for wearing one sequinced white glove at performances.

THE KING OF POP RULES ON!!!
The gloved one wrote "We are the World."
by Liznips January 6, 2008
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good enough for government work

Probably not the best, but what the hell, at least we got the job done to minimally acceptable standards.
Max: "Hey, you done trimming those shrubs?"

Minnie: "I don't know, they look a little uneven yet..."

Max: "Nah, that's good enough for government work, let's go get a beer!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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One Glove

Michael Jackson's version of Bob Marley's "One Love"
Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together."

Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'
by icwish June 26, 2009
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governor jay inslee

The pathetic, useless, and clueless governor of Washington state that is anti restaurants, bars, and gyms, and talks to everyone as if they are three years old.
How is Governor Jay Inslee in office when he is so mind numbingly stupid, and why does it look like his mouth is crooked when speaking?
by Christ0001! November 17, 2020
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grovelling

something that is done when someone under control steps out of line and has to beg for forgiveness, usually has to apologise profusely while kneeling down and kissing the feet of their owner until they've seen enough to forgive them. This is another way of seeing how dedicated one is to their new position to serve their goddess.
I want to see my bitch grovelling at my feet for hours until i think he knows what his done wrong
by Hecticmanetic March 2, 2015
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SANA GROVER

They say that every day, the universe expands and we discover certain things that we don't understand.
Dark matter ain't the only mystery at hand. I'm wond'rin' how I got a girl like you to say that I'm her man.
It's a statistical anomaly, but girl, you've got me. Gravity is pulling me to your heavenly body. No astronomical phenomenon could ever stop me. You've got a smile that every star in the galaxy copied
The constellations couldn't make as beautiful a pattern.
The conversations-every night, I ring you up like Saturn.
The telescopes tell us folks that you're the coolest view.
A supernova's scootin' over to make room for you
'cause you eclipse every wonder of the cosmos. It's almost unfair to them, but you're the one I want most.
It's a miracle that Galileo never found you. Cause if he did he'd say the universe revolves around you.
SANA GROVER fly me to the moon and let me be among the stars. Let me know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.
by Stinkbrains January 13, 2021
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Government Baby

A baby that is born to a parent or parents that cannot afford to raise a baby. The parent(s) then require to live off the government for food, welfare, housing, and/or medicaid.
What is that girl thinkin' getting pregnant!? She doesn't have a job and she lives with her mom. Her beau doesn't have a job, a car, a house, or socks to cover his feet! She's DEFINITELY having a government baby!
by notmakinbaby October 2, 2010
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