Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.
The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.
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The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.
I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.
by Angrier Monkey July 21, 2009
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by Pinecone69 November 27, 2018
Get the Great valley middle school mug.Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.
"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
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"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.
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"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
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Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
by Symphonion October 13, 2011
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"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."
"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."
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