The Great Dong

What you have (unless you’re a girl, or are you…?)

Did you see The Great Dong in Jack’s bathroom?

by thegreatdong January 9, 2023

chaos gremlin

An affectionate term for an individual who exudes chaotic energy.

Me: “God he’s my favourite fictional character I love him so much”

Normal Person: “He just murdered and ate three people in the last episode…”

Me: “He’s my sweet little chaos gremlin”

by unnecessary_sarah December 2, 2022

get him to the greek

Popular phrase said by gangsters in the videogame Mafia 2. It means "We need to get him to a doctor".

HOLY FUCK HE'S FUCKING BLEEDING, GET HIM TO THE GREEK!

by FaridRV July 25, 2016

Pulling a green one on

A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person

-Hadil : He's lying, I did not abuse him He is just pulling a green one on me

by Memorials October 3, 2020

Gremming

Gremming; to be extremely skilled in a specific activity where you are mountains above others in skill level

Dude, I heard that Lana was straight gremming at COD last night

Yo Barry, I was gremming on that Maths Assessment Task, I swear I got like a 90 in that

by gangstaman24 May 24, 2021

Peruvian Hand Grenade

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.

"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."

by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012

greninja

The swaggiest motherfucking Pokémon ever. Seriously. This thing is a ninja frog. Do you think I'm lying? Just to make it better, this thing makes shurikens out of WATER. If you are gonna play pokemon, consider using Greninja. He shits on every other Pokémon. Oh yeah and also his shiny form is black and should always be nicknamed 'Snoop Frogg'.

Dude: Let's battle!
Other dude: I'm gonna use Greninja.
Dude: You win.

by jacknewts December 23, 2014