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Granada

High standards. Beautiful or handsome. They type of person who is very friendly. Can be a bitch tho. Friends with many. A lot of people get jealous of a Granada. Very successful and determined. Fashionista. Music junke. Awkwardly funny. The best.
Boy number 1: "Oh she's a bad bitch."
Boy number 2: "No dawg, shes a Granada."
by mr.cooldoe May 24, 2011
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Gandalfing

Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.
Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.

How did your date go?

It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
by portlandproper February 5, 2010
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Grand Theft Rondo

The act Rajon Rondo commits when he goes to work on the court. Beating LA.
by repnorthside June 15, 2010
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That squirrels granary is full

Used to describe traits of a female's body that could be considered pleasing to the opposite sex. ( i.e. the "Full Package")
Dang! THAT squirrels granary is full! Ya know what I'm saying?!
by Soomanchu October 8, 2009
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gandalf

Coke or cocaine in powder form. The color of the substance resembles that of Gandalf's outfit after his transformation from grey to white.
Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.
by scoobysnatch January 9, 2013
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Granddaddy Purple

A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)
"I just copped a P of Granddaddy Purple from the club"

"I got grapes yadida?"
by TheStudioDankster650 October 9, 2006
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Grand Hypocrisy Party

The Grand Hypocrisy Party (GHP) is also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) or the Republican party also known as the Repugnicant Party. They say one thing and do another. Their stated ideology is completely intellectually inconsistent and filled with hypocrisy.
The Grand Hypocrisy Party says that they believe in small government, yet what they mean is small enough to fit into your bedroom and personal life where they insist on legislating their own narrow minded morality. They say they believe in fiscal discipline, complain about deficit spending, yet advocate tax cuts for the top 2% of the ultra wealthy and yet don't even pretend to offer a way to pay for them. They say they believe in the Constitution yet have acted to undercut the Constitutional rights of the People and advocate amending the Constitution and abolishing Amendments that guarantee people fundamental rights!
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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