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Government

A noisy minority who hold a disproportionate amount of control over public affairs.
Hym "You know what I hate about the government? Everything! You take the worst thing on the planet (people who are not me) and you give them the delusion of superiority, authority, and significance and what do they do? Enslave and bleed-dry the whole of humanity. And for what? To own 4 houses instead of one? To exempt themselves from laws of their own creation? Humanity's biggest mistake. Oh? You want to decide what I and everyone around me can and cannot do? Indefinitely? Sounds like a great plan! I'm glad I woke up here! Do me a favor and try not starve everyone to death... No? Not going to work for you? Ooooh! Humanity needs to be 'reset' does it? Fantastic! Well, I'm a genius with a profound capacity for logos. That's the opposite of what you want? Right, because of the oppositional behavioral disorder.... Hmm... I guess I'll just die then... No reason for me to wield my unlimited capacity to accrue influence against anyone... I'll just let you starve everyone, I guess... Or will I? Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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government hooker

Government hooker is the sexy vampire from the movie, “The Invitation.” However, this term can also be used to describe yourself or others when acting hooker like, sexy, flamboyant, or British in the Streets. If you’re giving government hooker, you are 100% slaying.
Clayton: “omg! Did you see Joshua on stage in that thong? So government hooker”

Bailey: “omg yeah, my badussy is ITCHIN!!!!”
by critic.dude October 3, 2022
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corporate governance

Corporate governance refers to companies doing business and making money in both a legal and ethical manner.

It is about all the many different legal and ethical aspects of how any particular business organization is run and operated.

Law abiding and highly ethical business organizations are widely known to have very good corporate governance, as all their business operations are in strict compliance with all the various legal rules and regulations.

Companies that run afoul of the law and which engage in dishonest business practices are considered to have poor corporate governance and they will be punished for breaking or infringing on any legal and ethical frameworks.
If your company does business in a legally and ethically way, it is said to have good corporate governance.

If your company does business in an illegal and unethical way, it is said to have bad corporate governance.

Corporate governance is a combination of the legality and ethics of doing business for any company in the corporate world.
by Wordphile January 6, 2017
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bad government

it is a bad government in the us
by mershperderders January 16, 2018
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Minecraft Government

A Minecraft government is the system or group of people governing an organized community, often a state. In the case of its broad associative definition, Minecraft government normally consists of legislature, executive, and judiciary.
“There are over 30 different Minecraft Government.”

“We are classified as a Minecraft Government.”
by Minecraft Nations December 7, 2018
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Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.
We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020
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Puppet Democrat governor

A governor who's not really a Democrat or a Republican, someone there to get people to comply with the one he/she is a puppet for, since saying you're a Republican or Democrat is meaningless in the first place, and parties dont determine alliances.
The puppet democrat governor was in favor of anything the puppet master was in favor of.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
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