Goo Lagoon

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.

"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"

by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021

goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

Havin a goo

Havin a goo
Give it a goo
Take a goo

Old Dublin slang for ‘Taking a look’

Anto can we do a legger ?

One second Deco I’m havin a Goo

by Havin a Goo May 15, 2022

Kiwi Goo

Jadyn's CUM

She licked Jadyn's POGGER BALLZ and he squirted out thick kiwi goo.

by smonkxd December 27, 2021

Goo-Gou

Someone who a ding dong/ man baby idiot, used as a negative or humorous comeback. This individual may or may not look like they still breastfeed.

*Person does goofy thing*
Me: You mad goo-gou for that!

by Jacob Boilindeeznuts February 12, 2022

goo-khale

goo-khaa-le; Noun (proper)
Worthless, sub 40 IQ, of criminal parentage, literally meaning shit-eater.

Saket is a goo-khale for a reason, his father was a two bit thief who was arrested by the very department we worked for.

by VinuDesai July 13, 2021

Erm Goo

Erm Goo

Erm Goo

by Sam Is a big stink February 1, 2023